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Mighty jets thundering overhead. Sun radiating through large mature trees and glittering of sweet water hazards.

8 wasters laughing and arguing their way around 22 holes on a great golf course.

This was the Manukau Mash Up, another stage in the dubious history of the Freaky Styley DAKAR.

TD No Sleep Pete held onto his star status for as long as he could, pulling out some crazy rules midway through the tournament. It seemed like he was doing his best to maintain a level playing field with sharp penalties to try and keep the straight throwers in line.

He managed to add quite a few shots to Baz's score, but semi straight thrower Serf sneaked throught to a play off with Jim who, of course, crumbled.

And so the DAKAR has now gone full circle, back in the hands of the man who's name is inscribed at the very top - Dave Serf.

In true DAKAR style, Dave laughed in the face of a dejected Mr Anderson as he grabbed the trophy away before any formal handover could take place.

Now we eagerly await what fun Serf will have in store for us - rumours are strong that it could be held at Raglan.

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Dream Green - Yes, it certainly played up to expectations. Marty in the drink simply trying to get there, Gabb smacking the basket so close to a DAKAR winning ace, quite a few birdies and a few triple bogies.

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Kings of the Hill - Gabb had warned that the 6th could make or break a round. That was certainly the case for Moto Munter Spank McWangle, who skipped up and over the crest more times than Ricky Carmichael on the woopdies.

Still Dry - This shot catches de Dev moments before he slipped into the lake in an attempt to build character.

Where It All Happened - No Sleep Pete chuckles at the spot where seconds before de Dev had slipped into the putrid slop. Hahahahahahahaha.

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Come On Ref - In true devilish style, de Dev tries to claim innocence to TD Pete.

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Funny As A Fight - And so into the drink again for Marty. Only to be told by the TD that he is foot faulting.

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Sailor Boy - No point in leaning over Ari - that disc's heading for the drink!

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Cheeky Grin - TD No Sleep Pete got a bit cheeky towards the end, thinking he could boss the boys around like little bus tourists. He learnt, however, that trying to get Freaky Styley to listen to him was like trying to get Doover to relax.

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Made It - In an attempt to give himself an unfair edge, de Dev tried to make out he would be late for tee off when, in fact, he had been at the park since 4am practising.

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Where's Spanky - Contemplating what could have been had he not quadruple bogied King of the Hill, Spanky then started to fade away as he dreamt of being half good.

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Foot Fault - Ari had an awesome top-groupish first round, despite a 4 meter foot fault at the start...

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Illegal Straddle - As soon as the lads looked away, de Dev would pull of yet another illegal move.

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Jim - Somehow he made it to the final playoff, but there sure weren't too many ace runs from the bald basher.

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Its A Sign... - No, Dave's not taking a dump - he's making sure that Jim has no show of a comeback..

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Steady On - It was almost the ultimate indignancy - Jim almost went swimming as the pressure of a playoff got to be too much for him.

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Take It Away - With Jim showing little opposition in the playoff, Serf is estatic as he brushes aside 10 years of DAKAR anonominity to once again take the great trophy home.

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Dream Green - You tee off from the Mound top left across to this wonderful, yet scary green. Par four - stay dry!

"Isn't He Great!" - Pete enjoys watching himself drive the 6th.

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Peter Pan - Watched by The Fletch, Pete fires his second shot up to The Mound...


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Dream Green II - Its so good, we to played to it twice each round. Watch Pete carefully for hints on how to stay safe and dry. CLICK FOR VIDEO
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Dream Guy - Gabb's style on hole one was phenominal. But sadly, everyone else ganged up on him yet again. But he got back at them, scoring many goals in the firery soccer match after the golf. However, he can now hardly walk... CLICK FOR VIDEO